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Jhudoras Ruinous Recipes:
produces a list of fictional foods items as prepared by Neopia’s most dangerous chef. The Ruinous Recipes of JhudoraJhudora, that infamous dark faerie with a sense of malevolence and vindictiveness for each pet whom she deems to be lower in status and underprivileged. In the bowels of her dark lair, these recipes are a conglomeration of everything about dark magic and meals. We take a journey to the dark realm of Jhudora’s Ruinous Recipes, exploring their history as well as presenting various different types that have featured throughout time and finally how you yourself can attempt making them within own home kitchen.
The Mystique of Jhudora:
Jhudoras Ruinous Recipes:
Jhudora,the dark faerie of Neopia, who is wrapped in mystery and a bit evil. A vibrant and complicated character in Neopian lore, Jhudora is most famous for her dark sorcery as well as appearing throughout the NeoQuests series generally trying to oppose the quests. In her dark endeavors, Jhudora´s cooking skills leave much to be desired from the healthy perspective. Rumored to be the dark magic of recipes, delicious and dangerous.
The Mystique of Jhudora:
Jhudoras Ruinous Recipes:
Rumour has it that Jhudora’s Destructive Recipes were actually never cooked or baked, rather as a practicing form of magic. Between all of them she puts in a recipe you reflect the darkness of her soul, these are always compounded with curses or enchantments and some kind of transformative effect. Some may consider these concoctions to be a quirk of the past, but others suspect that they can literally change reality. Many of the recipes are known for their transformative and sometimes magical properties, making them beloved among those fond of the macabre.
The Mystique of Jhudora:
Jhudoras Ruinous Recipes:
Some of the recipes can be found in Jhudora’s Ruinous Recipes, and that book houses much darker items; it IS her collection after all. Some prominent instances include:
The Mystique of Jhudora:
Jhudoras Ruinous Recipes:
Ingredients:
- 1 lb of shadowy mushrooms (from the deepest parts in the woods)
- Blackened broth 2 cups Dark veggies and spices
- 1 cup of caramelized onions (chopped)
- 3 cloves of garlic, minced
- 1 tbsp dark magic salt (sea-salt mixed with black pepper)
- Crushed nightshade berries 1 tsp
- Evil olive oil (infused with a dash of dark magic) x 2 tbsp
Instructions:
In a really big pot, heat the evil olive oil over medium. Within that saucepan throw the cursed onions and garlic then sweat them till eventually they are translucent.
Now add Mushrooms (optional) and cook till the mushrooms are soft & crisper.
Stir in blackened broth and bring to a slight simmer.
Add the dark magic salt and crushed nightshade berries. Cover and simmer for 20 minutes to blend flavors.
Serve immediately, hot, garnished if you like an extra smash of bruised nightshade berries.
Affliction: Eating Shadow Stew could provide the one who ate with temporary dark sight, but cause them to have caustic nightmares.
2. Hexed Pie:
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Ingredients:
- 1) 2 cups flour (sifted w/ a little midnight dust)
- 1 cup of sugar
- 1/2 cup dark chocolate, melted
- 1 C cursed fruit (black berries, elderberry…)
- 1 tsp of magic spice (Kannel, Nutmeg)
- The evil head on this is topped with a little sinister cream (whipped cream mixed with some vanilla)
- 1/4 cup black magic butter (butter with activated charcoal)
Instructions:
Oven Prep; Heat oven to 350°F.
Add the flour and sugar together in a bowl. Cut in the butter until it is mixed well and looks like a coarse crumb.
Fill pie dish with dough, shaping it to the size of the firm.
Bake the shell in a preheated 350 degree oven for about 10 minutes and then remove from the oven to cool completely.
Combine melted dark chocolate with cursed fruit and enchantment spice. Pour into the cooled crust.
Carefully spread over darkened cream; place in refrigerator until firm.
Results: Consuming Hexed Pie may lead to the temporary bewitchment or attraction of nefarious energies. It is also known to cause vivid and occasionally haunting dreams.
3. Doomed Delight:
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Ingredients:
- 1 c Enchanted Flour (flour combined with dark origin powdered herbs)
- 1/2 cup of sugar
- 1/2 c unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1/4 cup of dark rum
- 2 eggs
- 1/2 cup of semi-wild blackberries (possessed by a touch of darkness)
- 1/4 c cursed honey(honey mixed with a few sprigs of herbs)
Instructions:
Oven at 350°F (175c)
While both are getting whole grain versions, not a lot of relationship will be misplaced in the process!InstructionsIn a medium mixing bowl combine your enchanted flour, sugar and cocoa powder.
Incorporate rum and eggs, making sure to mix well.
Gently fold in the blackberries into the mixture and add in your cursed honey.
Bake for 25-30 mins after pouring the slurry in greased baking pan.
Let cool before serving.
Effects -Doomed Delight- Rumoured to temporarily increase magical talent, also reportedly draws unwanted supernatural attention.
Semi-Trashy Recipes & Experimental Cooking:
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If you are tempted by Jhudora’s Ruinous Recipes and would like to attempt some for yourself, please remember the following important safety tips:
One of the magical items required in many of these recipes can be substituted with something a bit more standard. Regular Mushrooms (Shadowy mushrooms if you have more) Regular Honey (Cursed honey if you actually loot it)
Even with the spices: but beware — some of them are toxic (nightshade berries) in a high dose. There are healthy alternatives to use less or zero quantities of it.
No Magic: These recipes are inspired by the dark arts, but please avoid actually using any magic when you make them.
